sightofslumber: chlochloariadne: indigogir: supergayturall: crazyboyroy: jackolantern92: hello-im-good-for-nothing: excuuuse-me-princess: Of course the book closest to me is Last Words of Notable People… “Never!” Well then. “I should head home actually,” I said. yep. probably. “So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers into my ear. Um. The procession moved forward. “There is no way to uncook an egg” omfg am i getting pregnant  3^-3/6^-2 = 6^2/3^3 = 36/27 = 4/3 what? “A rosy glow of happiness spreads outwards from the chubby boy’s cheeks”Hahahaha this is brilliant  ^ LOL!“Even though everyone’s aura is unique, with practice you will begin to see patterns emerge in the colors of similar types of individuals.” O.o “Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe”
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hello-im-good-for-nothing:

excuuuse-me-princess:

Of course the book closest to me is Last Words of Notable People…

“Never!”

Well then.

“I should head home actually,” I said.

yep. probably.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers into my ear.

Um.

The procession moved forward.

“There is no way to uncook an egg”

omfg am i getting pregnant

 3^-3/6^-2 = 6^2/3^3 = 36/27 = 4/3

what?

“A rosy glow of happiness spreads outwards from the chubby boy’s cheeks”

Hahahaha this is brilliant 

^ LOL!
“Even though everyone’s aura is unique, with practice you will begin to see patterns emerge in the colors of similar types of individuals.” O.o

“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe”

Source: loveclaire

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